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Dispatch
May 2026 · No. 1

The Berlin Dispatch — Priority Bulletin No. 1

Rents, paradoxes, furnished apartments tripling, a September election, and 12,507 apartments returning to market. Monthly intelligence in telegram format.

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AAdmin
March 2026

The Anmeldung: Everything You Actually Need to Know

Germany's registration system confuses most new arrivals. Here is a clear account of what it involves, what it requires, and what happens if it goes wrong.

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KFamilies
February 2026

Finding a Kita in Berlin: A Realistic Guide

Kita places in Berlin are scarce. The application process is opaque. We have navigated it for dozens of families. Here is what we have learned.

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EExpat Life
January 2026

The First 30 Days in Berlin: What to Prioritise

There is a correct order in which to handle the first month's administration. Most people discover this by getting it wrong. Here is the right sequence.

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FMarket
December 2025

Berlin Rental Market 2026: An Honest Assessment

Rents have risen. Supply remains constrained. The market rewards speed, preparation, and an application that stands out. Here is what we are seeing.

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BBlue Card
November 2025

The EU Blue Card: Who Qualifies and What It Means

The Blue Card offers significant advantages for qualified professionals in Germany. Here is a plain account of the requirements and the process.

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~100 Property
Guide · 2026

Buying Property in Berlin: What ~100 Cases Have Taught Us

Berlin property ownership is within reach for more people than expect it. After assisting around 100 clients through the full purchase process, here is what we know.

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🏫Families
Guide · 2026

Berlin Schools for Expat Families: German, English, French & More

State and private, German-language and multilingual. A practical guide to finding the right school or Kita for your children in Berlin — without the confusion.

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